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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>A Willo the Wisp is a “sprite of the marshes”.

Willo is the storyteller - a mixture of nosy gossip and objective narrator. He is the only character with any real intellect. He appears as only half-seen, manifesting as a ghostly, but re-assuring apparition. Willo is a spirit-like character who is always surrounded by light, a glow, like St.Elmo’s Fire.

The other inhabitants of Doyley Woods only refer to him on occasion and he seldom interacts with them. He does however continually comment on the various happenings in the woods.</description><title>My Shit Tumblr.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @simwisesucks)</generator><link>http://simwisesucks.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>The Beauty Boglin: On Botox</title><description>The Beauty Boglin: On Botox: beautyboglin:


[Me, a week after botox]
I first got botox in 2010...</description><link>http://simwisesucks.tumblr.com/post/50003945893</link><guid>http://simwisesucks.tumblr.com/post/50003945893</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 11:17:45 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Hello you there sir you fine gentlewoman, hello to you indeed.
I have nothing much of interest to...</title><description>Hello you there sir you fine gentlewoman, hello to you indeed.
I have nothing much of interest to...</description><link>http://simwisesucks.tumblr.com/post/46270757743</link><guid>http://simwisesucks.tumblr.com/post/46270757743</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Mar 2013 19:38:21 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Click the link for more Japanese madness courtesyof my friend...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c5e2f6df83778e4ae8ba38c4ac7eaaf8/tumblr_mj8enbY52O1qzhlmdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Click the link for more Japanese madness courtesyof my friend John’s blog!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://johnrieber.com/2013/03/05/alex-sim-wises-tokyo-piggyback-tongue-wagging-cosplay-anime-sim-wises-tokyo-video-adventure/" target="_blank"&gt;http://johnrieber.com/2013/03/05/alex-sim-wises-tokyo-piggyback-tongue-wagging-cosplay-anime-sim-wises-tokyo-video-adventure/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simwisesucks.tumblr.com/post/44697154786</link><guid>http://simwisesucks.tumblr.com/post/44697154786</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Mar 2013 09:06:47 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>I like this one though. Hated it at the time, mind. </title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/93bd7c7f965eb4c9b6d713275c8f61b5/tumblr_mhijcsozFp1qzhlmdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I like this one though. Hated it at the time, mind. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simwisesucks.tumblr.com/post/41976419826</link><guid>http://simwisesucks.tumblr.com/post/41976419826</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2013 23:17:16 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Going through old pictures and having a bit of a WTF moment.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d4b136911995fb925b7ce24e4ea43769/tumblr_mhij4jGewp1qzhlmdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Going through old pictures and having a bit of a WTF moment.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simwisesucks.tumblr.com/post/41976068558</link><guid>http://simwisesucks.tumblr.com/post/41976068558</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2013 23:12:18 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>More Japan spam…</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1bb071a28e7331277935ea75f1229d6d/tumblr_mgkj9kAm2S1qzhlmdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;More Japan spam…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simwisesucks.tumblr.com/post/40427057530</link><guid>http://simwisesucks.tumblr.com/post/40427057530</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Jan 2013 14:36:56 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>I miss Japan.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1c0027bb3e26a01210aad93566696f97/tumblr_mgkiox9xFi1qzhlmdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I miss Japan.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simwisesucks.tumblr.com/post/40426441979</link><guid>http://simwisesucks.tumblr.com/post/40426441979</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Jan 2013 14:24:33 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Awkward Questions</title><description>I think I blog instead of vomit. Like nausea the need to blog keeps me awake at night, making me...</description><link>http://simwisesucks.tumblr.com/post/39827852281</link><guid>http://simwisesucks.tumblr.com/post/39827852281</guid><pubDate>Sun, 06 Jan 2013 10:18:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>meandmynan:

Gloomy Bear in progress!
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdq7rsOO0g1rntcu6o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://meandmynan.tumblr.com/post/36055970100/gloomy-bear-in-progress" target="_blank"&gt;meandmynan&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Gloomy Bear in progress!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://simwisesucks.tumblr.com/post/36055997069</link><guid>http://simwisesucks.tumblr.com/post/36055997069</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2012 08:34:34 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcnnfpnNdr1qzhlmdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://simwisesucks.tumblr.com/post/34561239898</link><guid>http://simwisesucks.tumblr.com/post/34561239898</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2012 12:45:25 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>To Tit Or Not To Tit</title><description>As someone who has been objectified for the past 10 or so years I can say with all honesty that it’s...</description><link>http://simwisesucks.tumblr.com/post/32811919938</link><guid>http://simwisesucks.tumblr.com/post/32811919938</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Oct 2012 18:27:00 +0100</pubDate><category>tits</category><category>thundercunt</category><category>babylons</category><category>melons</category></item><item><title>Why We Should Keep Page 3.</title><description>So&amp;#8230; Page 3. As an outsider now I can point and laugh and blame as much as the next person, as...</description><link>http://simwisesucks.tumblr.com/post/31925597775</link><guid>http://simwisesucks.tumblr.com/post/31925597775</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2012 17:06:00 +0100</pubDate><category>feminism</category><category>lumps of fat</category><category>middle class people bore me</category><category>page 3</category><category>page3ban</category><category>tits</category></item><item><title>http://www.grazedknees.com/2012/06/glossybox-vs-lucy.html</title><description>http://www.grazedknees.com/2012/06/glossybox-vs-lucy.html: For those that are interested, another...</description><link>http://simwisesucks.tumblr.com/post/29627638066</link><guid>http://simwisesucks.tumblr.com/post/29627638066</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Aug 2012 17:43:24 +0100</pubDate><category>glossybox criticism</category></item><item><title>What a #SocialMediaFail. Not only are they completely shrugging...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8wr76HXcb1qzhlmdo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;What a #SocialMediaFail. Not only are they completely shrugging off any kind of responsibility for their shitty service they actually have the audacity to assume that everyone will carry on subscribing.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“All your comments will be passed on to the relevant GLOSSY team” signed… the GLOSSYBOX team. Gosh yes, that makes sense. We’ll pass on the comments to ourselves shall we? And not do anything at all. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Fuck off Glossybox. I give you less than a year.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simwisesucks.tumblr.com/post/29627016232</link><guid>http://simwisesucks.tumblr.com/post/29627016232</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Aug 2012 17:30:00 +0100</pubDate><category>glossybox fail</category><category>social media fail</category></item><item><title>Subscription Box Wars.</title><description>So, yeah. Subscription boxes. They&amp;#8217;re a bit of a thing at the moment aren&amp;#8217;t they? I have...</description><link>http://simwisesucks.tumblr.com/post/29617799120</link><guid>http://simwisesucks.tumblr.com/post/29617799120</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Aug 2012 13:30:00 +0100</pubDate><category>glossybox criticism</category><category>bad glossybox</category><category>glossybox is shit</category></item><item><title>meandmynan:

Instagram iPhone Sock. Click the pic for the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7z750UeKv1rntcu6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://meandmynan.tumblr.com/post/28334830823/instagram-iphone-sock-click-the-pic-for-the" target="_blank"&gt;meandmynan&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Instagram iPhone Sock. Click the pic for the deets.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://simwisesucks.tumblr.com/post/28334841199</link><guid>http://simwisesucks.tumblr.com/post/28334841199</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2012 14:36:58 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>For those doubting my ‘Katie Price appeals to women’...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7poxaPfJS1qzhlmdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;For those doubting my ‘Katie Price appeals to women’ argument, this is an example of the crowds that turn up to her book signings.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I rest my case.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simwisesucks.tumblr.com/post/27974905655</link><guid>http://simwisesucks.tumblr.com/post/27974905655</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2012 11:24:46 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7plkrkASK1qzhlmdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://simwisesucks.tumblr.com/post/27973124242</link><guid>http://simwisesucks.tumblr.com/post/27973124242</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2012 10:12:27 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>The Hundred Grand Stripper Myth</title><description>We live in an extremely over-sexualised society, which the Daily Mail loves to point and gawk at in...</description><link>http://simwisesucks.tumblr.com/post/27931474732</link><guid>http://simwisesucks.tumblr.com/post/27931474732</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Jul 2012 22:10:00 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>The times when I get like this it&amp;#8217;s best to write. Sometimes just for myself, I&amp;#8217;ll write...</title><description>The times when I get like this it&amp;#8217;s best to write. Sometimes just for myself, I&amp;#8217;ll write...</description><link>http://simwisesucks.tumblr.com/post/27349127991</link><guid>http://simwisesucks.tumblr.com/post/27349127991</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2012 20:38:00 +0100</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
