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My new website is coming soon which will leave this Tumblr blog obsolete, and open to being used for more Tumblary type things like posting emo picture quotes, as well as pictures of tits and dogs fucking. I am excited about this prospect, but not like, you know, ‘excited’ excited. That would make me weird.

What I am excited about is the prospect of having ONE place to blog like the old Myspace days, rather than a million different other places. It’s going to be grand, to steal a saying from my great-grandmother. I can’t remember if she is dead or not. I’d say it’s a possibility.

To get things off to a good start, here are the kind of things you can expect from my new website:

[But like better, obviously, and with more lolburgers. And writing! Oh yeah, lots of that. And videos! But not too many videos, as there will be more videos than you can shake a stick at on my as yet un-named secret project. That’s a lie, it does have a name I just can’t share it yet. BE EXCITED! Or as excited as you can get about mysteries, which, erm, is a bit hard.]

And here are the kinds of things you will probably get on my Tumblr:

Famous boys I would like to fuck, Vol I:

*That boy who did that thing once in that film.

*Davey from space who gave me a razor that time in my dream.

*Michael Cera, even though he has atrophied of late.

*That one who is Stifler, but not like Stifler Stifler.

*No dude, seriously that one who is like Stifler.

*That one from Skins with the hair.

*Des O’Connor.

Along with some pictures like this:

PLEASE DON’T NEXT ME.

Sim xxxx

p.s. I am deciding the winner of the PA comp on the basis of who is least likely to rob my house and/or suffocate me in my sleep. Winner will be contacted soon.